"I Hate Everyone" – 3" Matte Sticker

Finally, Honesty in Sticker Form.

Some days the feeling is mutual, universal, and completely valid. The "I Hate Everyone" matte sticker by Three Black Cats is for the introverts, the overstimulated, and everyone who's ever walked into a room and immediately wanted to leave. No gloss, no shine — just a clean matte finish and a very clear message.

Stick it on your water bottle, laptop, car, or anywhere that needs to set expectations early.

Details

• 📏 Size: 3 inches
• ✨ Finish: Matte, laminated vinyl
• 💧 Waterproof & scratch-proof
• ☀️ UV resistant — colors stay vibrant outdoors
• 🚗 Great for cars, water bottles, laptops & beyond

Perfect For

• Introverts, misanthropes & the chronically overstimulated
• Anyone whose social battery is permanently at 2%
• Funny gifts for the most honest person you know