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Bath & Beauty
Self-care isn't selfish — it's survival. Our Bath & Beauty collection is...
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Gifts Under $25
Great gifts don't have to cost a fortune — they just have...
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Home Decor & Candles
Your home should look like you — and if you're a Three...
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Greeting Cards
Say exactly what you mean — no filter required. Our Greeting Cards...
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Stationery, Books & Pens
For the people who still believe in the power of a good...
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Tote Bags & Zip Pouches
Carry your stuff and your attitude at the same time. Our Tote...
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Tea Towels & Hand Towels
Who says kitchen linens have to be boring? Our Tea Towels &...
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Mugs, Cups & Tumblers
Your morning coffee deserves better than a boring mug. Our Mugs, Cups...
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Snarky Plant Stakes | Funny Bamboo Plant Markers for Plant Lovers
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People who take care of chickens are literally Called chicken tenders, Tea Towel & Or Ornament
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I fucking love you- bitch, Tea cup and saucer, Pink Floral
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You've been Poisoned Tea Cup & Bye Saucer, Sea Foam Green and pink Rose Floral Pattern
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Dolly Parton Inspired 12oz Steel Wine Tumbler
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Might be makeup, Might be sex toys, Zipper Pouch
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"Might Be Makeup, Might Be Butt Plugs" | Cotton Canvas Zipper Pouch
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Don’t be a Cock Sucker, 2" Sticker
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Might be makeup, Might be weed, Zipper Pouch
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You’ve been poisoned, Tea cup and saucer, Yellow and Red Floral
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Fuck, I love cheese, Tea Towel
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Doing My Fucking Best, Tote Bag
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I Can't Say I love You Enough so this is your reminder, Zipper Pouch
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"Please Don't Do Coke in the Bathroom" | Funny Hand Towel
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"If You're Doing Coke In Here Please Share" | Funny Hand Towel
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"You've Been Poisoned" | Lilac Floral Bone China Tea Cup & Saucer Set
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We've been Friends For So Long I Can't Remember Which One Of Us Is The Bad Influence, 20.5 Stemless wine glass
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"I Don't Watch Porn, I Read It Like a F*cking Lady" | 3" Vinyl Sticker
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12oz Camp Style Insulated Mug with Leak-Proof Lid
Regular price $18.00 USDRegular price
Snarky Gifts for Delightfully Chaotic Humans.
At Three Black Cats, we believe life is too short for boring gifts. We make snarky, joyful, slightly feral creations designed to spark laughter, connection, and the occasional spit-take. Joy. Honesty. Laughter. Community. That’s the whole vibe.
About us
Lauren here, creator of this lovely little shitshow known as Three Black Cats — a cozy, chaotic gift shop in Albuquerque, NM. I design snarky home goods, irreverent decor, and gifts that celebrate the weird, wonderful humans in your life.