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❤️ Funny Christmas Ornament – “Christmas Fes‑tiv‑i‑tities”
If your favorite part of the holidays is the fes‑tiv‑i‑tities (you know the ones), this ornament is the perfect way to add a little cheeky humor to your tree. Featuring two Santa‑hat‑topped “titties” on wood, it’s equal parts festive and ridiculous — exactly the kind of energy December needs.

Finished with twine and a stitched red ribbon, it’s lightweight, rustic, and guaranteed to get a laugh from anyone who spots it hanging on your tree.

A hilarious stocking stuffer, gag gift, or white‑elephant winner.

🌟 Why It’s Special
Real wood ornament
Glitter Santa Hats
Red stitched ribbon + twine hanger
Rustic + sarcastic holiday vibe
Perfect gag gift or stocking stuffer
Lightweight and ready to hang

📏 Details
Material: Wood
Finish: glitter Accents
Ribbon: Red stitched
Hanger: Twine
Use: Christmas tree, office decor, car mirror, gift


🎁 Perfect For
Funny holiday gifts
Adult humor stocking stuffers
White elephant parties
Friends with chaotic Christmas energy
Anyone who loves cheeky decor

🛍️ Gift‑Ready Packaging
Ships safely and ready to gift — whether it’s going to you or straight to someone who needs a laugh.

🖤 About Three Black Cats
A small business in Albuquerque creating snarky, sentimental, and giftable pieces for people who love meaning with personality.