"Coffee Because Crack Will Fuck You Up" – 3" Holographic Sticker

Making Responsible Choices, One Cup at a Time.

Look, we all need something to get through the day. The "Coffee Because Crack Will Fuck You Up" holographic sticker by Three Black Cats is the morning mantra of every caffeine-dependent adult making their best life choices. Wear your priorities proudly — in holographic shimmer, no less.

Stick it on your coffee thermos, laptop, car, or anywhere else that needs a little caffeinated honesty.

Details

• 📏 Size: 3 inches
• ✨ Finish: Holographic, high gloss laminated vinyl
• 💧 Waterproof & scratch-proof
• ☀️ UV resistant — colors stay vibrant outdoors
• ☕ Especially great on coffee tumblers & water bottles

Perfect For

• Every coffee addict who's made peace with their habit
• Funny gifts for coworkers, birthdays & coffee lovers
• Anyone whose morning routine is non-negotiable