"Please Don't Do Coke in the Bathroom" | Funny Hand Towel

Setting the Ground Rules 🚦

Every bathroom needs a vibe. Yours just happens to have a policy. The "Please Don't Do Coke in the Bathroom" hand towel is the polite-yet-unhinged reminder your guests didn't know they needed — and won't be able to stop laughing at.

Hang it in your guest bath, gift it to your most chaotic friend, or drop it into a White Elephant exchange and watch it become the most talked-about item in the room. Either way, it delivers.

Why You'll Love It:

• 📍 Generous 28 x 28 inch size — actually functional as a hand towel
• 🇺🇸 Crafted in the USA with quality materials
• 🎨 Fade-resistant design — won't crack, peel, or wash out
• 🧹 Lightweight and easy to hang anywhere
• 🎁 Perfect gag gift, White Elephant pick, or housewarming surprise

House rules. Non-negotiable.