{"product_id":"funny-christmas-ornament-festivities-boob-ornament-adult-humor-holiday-decor-wood-ornament","title":"Funny Christmas Ornament  Festivities Boob Ornament  Adult Humor Holiday Decor  Wood Ornament","description":"❤️ Funny Christmas Ornament – “Christmas Fes‑tiv‑i‑tities”\u003cbr\u003e\nIf your favorite part of the holidays is the fes‑tiv‑i‑tities (you know the ones), this ornament is the perfect way to add a little cheeky humor to your tree. Featuring two Santa‑hat‑topped “titties” on wood, it’s equal parts festive and ridiculous — exactly the kind of energy December needs.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFinished with twine and a stitched red ribbon, it’s lightweight, rustic, and guaranteed to get a laugh from anyone who spots it hanging on your tree.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nA hilarious stocking stuffer, gag gift, or white‑elephant winner.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🌟 Why It’s Special\u003cbr\u003e\nReal wood ornament\u003cbr\u003e\nGlitter Santa Hats\u003cbr\u003e\nRed stitched ribbon + twine hanger\u003cbr\u003e\nRustic + sarcastic holiday vibe\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect gag gift or stocking stuffer\u003cbr\u003e\nLightweight and ready to hang\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n📏 Details\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterial: Wood \u003cbr\u003e\nFinish: glitter Accents\u003cbr\u003e\nRibbon: Red stitched\u003cbr\u003e\nHanger: Twine\u003cbr\u003e\nUse: Christmas tree, office decor, car mirror, gift\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🎁 Perfect For\u003cbr\u003e\nFunny holiday gifts\u003cbr\u003e\nAdult humor stocking stuffers\u003cbr\u003e\nWhite elephant parties\u003cbr\u003e\nFriends with chaotic Christmas energy\u003cbr\u003e\nAnyone who loves  cheeky decor\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🛍️ Gift‑Ready Packaging\u003cbr\u003e\nShips safely and ready to gift — whether it’s going to you or straight to someone who needs a laugh.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🖤 About Three Black Cats\u003cbr\u003e\nA small business in Albuquerque creating snarky, sentimental, and giftable pieces for people who love meaning with personality.","brand":"Etsy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67888466919741,"sku":"ET-4597664296","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0815\/7436\/3453\/files\/il_fullxfull.8743935767_ddxp.jpg?v=1793640009","url":"https:\/\/www.threeblackcats.net\/products\/funny-christmas-ornament-festivities-boob-ornament-adult-humor-holiday-decor-wood-ornament","provider":"Three Black Cats","version":"1.0","type":"link"}